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WARNING: Some of these items are just downright creepy…
1. Ramen noodle pants
2. These animal paw socks
Not gonna lie, I kind of want all of them.
3. A literal book of weird
4. Grass-flavored soda (that I don’t recommend actually drinking)
5. Unnecessary lobster claws
6. These decorative pencil holders for… garbage enthusiasts?
7. This morbid adult coloring book
8. This chair for people who must love pain or something
9. This magical set of sporks
10. A s’mores caddy
Sidenote: every time the subject of s’mores comes up, it reminds me of The Sandlot… anyone else?
11. This doll that SERIOUSLY looks possessed
12. Starvin’ Marvin, the half-cute, half-creepy skeleton marionette
13. This really weird squirrel toy
14. A taxidermied rattlesnake, complete with fangs and all
15. LIVE ISOPODS. I REPEAT: LIVE ISOPODS.
16. A Danny DeVito throw pillow
17. This game that makes me want to throw up
18. These earrings that I’m guessing will NEVER EVER sell out