What better way to get to know your potential life partner than a good ol’ game of 20 questions?!  Am I right or am I right?


Alright, let’s just get into it, shall we?


1. If you had the power to erase any single album by any musical artist from history, which record would have never been made?


2. If you could bring back any now-extinct species, who would you choose to revive and why?


3. If you could go back in time and prevent the release of any now-popular invention, what would it be and why?


4. What would you do if you weighed 500 lbs?  (AKA a fuckton of kilos for those outside of the U.S.)


5. What’s the craziest first name you could realistically see yourself giving to one of your future children?


6. Would you ever want to own an illegal pet?  If so, what kind of animal would you share your living space with?


7. Do you put your Pez candies in a Pez dispenser, or just eat them right out of the wrapper?


8. What, in your opinion, is the correct amount of eggs to buy at the grocery store?


9. What are your thoughts on Mom jeans becoming a fashion trend for young women?

funny wall art print - 'in this house, we watch our f*cking language"


10. If you had the power to start the next fashion trend, what would you like to see all of us wearing?


11. What are your thoughts on plant-based ingredients being colored and manipulated to represent animal meat?


12. When you see a spider in your home, do you kill it or try to take it outside?


13. How many forks do you go through at a typical dinner?


14. Who is your all-time favorite movie villain, and what do you like about him/ her?


15. How many piercings, in your opinion, is too many?


16. If you were arrested and sent to Alcatraz (assuming it were still operating), what would your survival strategy be?


17. Would you ever consider getting a face tattoo, and if so, what would it be of?


18. What drink (alcoholic or virgin) best captures your personality, and why?


19. Would you ever become pen pals with a prisoner?  And if yes, who would you like to write to?


20. What’s the weirdest food you’ve ever eaten, and did you enjoy it?


20 questions to ask on your next quarantine date