Are you tired of bad conversations?
Do you feel like some people just drone on and on endlessly?
Are you ready to put an end to it all?
Well, you’re not alone! Every day, millions of Americans fall victim to bad conversations— but you don’t have to become yet another statistic.
Introducing the patented* Conversation Concluders™ from A Little Adult!
Now, you can open your mouth and shut the conversation down… pronto!
*not really, because patenting phrases isn’t a real fucking thing
9 New Incredible Conversation Concluders
1. Gotta go, Trader Joe!
2. By for now, ya, big fat cow!
3. Gotta get goin’, Mr. Clive Owen!
4. Thanks for the chat, acrobat!
5. Gotta cough, signing off!
(This one will work especially well now, given the COVID-19 pandemic.)
6. Hasta la vista, Pasta Barista!
(Admittedly, this one doesn’t make any sense.)