|My new ridiculous “Fuck Off” sleep mask|
I work hard for my paychecks, but sometimes it becomes apparent that I shouldn’t be allowed to have a credit card. Yup, I wasted $11 on this sleep mask*, because I thought it was funny (I went with the red writing, because I thought it was classier). And you know what the sick part is? I looked this up because of some dopey meme I found on Instagram. I really am a child (well, not really; I pay taxes and have my own health insurance and shit).
If you’re a “child” like me, comment below and tell me about something you’ve wasted your hard-earned cash on because you thought it was funny for whatever reason.
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*Side note: I have no intention of using the ear plugs; those things skeeve me.